Working Man Blues

Okay lets just get this straight. If you're going to do laminate counter tops because you're a cheap bastard then do it right. Don't fucking waste all of our time by using 3/4" plywood that hasn't all been ripped to the same width on the table saw. It's called fucking Medium Density Fiberboard (MDF) and its made for jobs like this and that way we're not all wasting time by bondoing and sanding the irregularities out of regular plywood. Plywood by the way that should of been joined together and then run through the table saw to ensure even edges. Failing to do so will result in me burning the face of the laminate when I go to router off the top piece thereby leaving a nice 1'-0" long burn along the edge. Now I don't mind if I just fuck up (I do it often enough) but what I don't like is when I do my job right and it still turns out fucked then I get pissed. Secondly take two minutes of time to layout your crew. Seriously taking two minutes every day will save you two hours of time when it comes to getting the job done. I mean does anyone really think that bridge hands who have a limited knowledge of the English language are just going to be able to "jump in" and build you a quality counter top that you can be proud of? Also don't rip you're laminate too skinny so that you can't a have a nice wide berth to put your factory edges together because your framing was out of square. I mean Jesus fucking Christ! You always talk about how long you've been doing it. Then you would've thought by now that you'd have a fucking clue, but apparently not and you know, that's probably why you're a boss now!!



Rant over

UPDATE:

The owners want the counter top ripped out and done over. Right this time.